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Joke of the Day
"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"
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"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."
"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."
"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."
"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"
"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"I have, a really beautiful body under my floor boards"
"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"
"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."
"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."