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Joke of the Day

"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."

"Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snow bank."

"Helped my kid pick out a ""famous past explorer"" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6."

"Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?"

"Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work."

"I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to ""Doreen the Submissive Housewife"""

"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool."

"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."

"Did you hear Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads!"