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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve..."
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"*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER ""WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"""
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"
"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."
"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."
"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."
"-Where is your wife ? -In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little."
"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"
"If I had 25 cents for every time I failed my math test I'd have $5.13"
"If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*"