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Joke of the Day
"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""
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"A Muslim walks into a bar An allahu ak-bar."
"I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora."
"Step 1: achieve tumescence. Step 2: figure out what tumescence is."
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."
"Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy."
"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"
"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."
"Man walks into a bar... mitzvah. There was no beer so he left lol"
"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."