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Joke of the Day
"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""
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"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."
"*Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list."
"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."
"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"
"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"
"What kind of meth do nerds like? Xbox SmartGlass"
"[phone rings] ""Mr Hughes?"" ""Yeah."" ""We need u to come pick yr son up from school."" ""Ugh. Whats he done now?"" ""Nothing. Its nearly midnight."""
"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."