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Joke of the Day
"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"
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"What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola"
"You better watch out... ... 'cause I know Jiu Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, and about 12 other Chinese words!"
"What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents."
"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."
"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station , and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."
"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"
"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."