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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"

"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."

"I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again."

"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."

"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"

"I dated my financial advisor for like a year but I lost interest."

"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."

"Your mama is so ugly I will slap her face off of her face!"

"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."