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Joke of the Day

"If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process."

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"

"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""

"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"

"When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say ""Thats my son. The fast one."""

"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"

"My only talent is sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed."

"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"

"[OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup."

"Buses are like pornstars... Nothing for an hour then they all cum at once."