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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator. EDIT: In regards to BattletardBlacknigga, I also heard this joke from my dad. Which was awkward but made it funnier in a weird way....."

"I hate racism and black people."

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bail"

"Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired."

"Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board? To contact those on the other side."

"What do phone books and women have in common? They both couldn't vote before 1920"

"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""

"When a character in a movie says the title in the middle of dialogue they should be required to wink and make tiny guns with their fingers."