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Joke of the Day
"What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea"
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"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."
"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."
"I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."
"How do you make a cat go ""woof!"" Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... ""WOOOOF!"""
"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."
"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."
"Self-deprecating humor is kind of my thing, or at least that's what I tell myself."