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Joke of the Day

"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."

"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."

"A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"[unbowed unbent unbroken] the name of the episode should be changed. Because Sansa was definitely bowed bent and broken"

"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."

"Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline? Hey, sex cells."

"What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!"

"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"

"Did you hear about the hydraulic press? It wasn't very impressive."

"I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid."