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Joke of the Day
"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."
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"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""
"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."
"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."
"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"
"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."
"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"
"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."
"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."
"how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? it doesnt matter.....they just beat the shit out of the walls for being black."