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Joke of the Day

"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"

"[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub"

"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."

"In other news... An airplane crashed into a cemetery this morning. 400 bodies have already been found and the search continues."

"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."

"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."