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Joke of the Day
"What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!"
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"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"
"What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean"
"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"
"the dog ran into a fence chasing a squirrel. she doesn't look anything like me but she's mine. i can tell"
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."
"Always remember.... A mirror never lies. (Fatty)"
"TIL about different subreddits. SHIT..."