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Joke of the Day

"Hey, do you like Duck Hunt? What are you, a lesbian duck?"

"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""

"Why did Bob disagree with communism? He thought it was such Bolshevik."

"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."

"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""

"You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly."

"Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk, it's like baptizing a cat. It's not gonna work"

"At an Irish wedding, someone said, ""Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?"" The bartender was almost crushed to death."

"Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3."

"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."