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Joke of the Day
"Hey, do you like Duck Hunt? What are you, a lesbian duck?"
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"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."
"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down."
"There are two kinds of people in this world Those who finish what they started and"
"A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar They came, they saw, they conquered"
"[office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?"
"Two cats are swimming across a river One's name is ""one two three"", and the other's name is ""Un deux trois"". One two three made it across but Un deux trois cat sank"
"You need Jesus in your life... that lawn won't mow by itself"