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Joke of the Day

"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""

"What's the most emotional computer you can buy? A Dell."

"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."

"What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems."

"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"

"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""

"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"

"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."

"Not to freak everybody out but my new desk calendar ends in 2012"

"How do you make Donald Trump laugh? tickle his armpits"