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Joke of the Day

"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"

"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"

"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."

"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."

"For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber."

"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"

"A guy really wants to make it in Hollywood.. So he starts cleaning his room desperately. His mate: ""What are you doing man?"" Him: "" I am dusting off man.."""

"I just bought a piano off the TV. It came from the Chopin Channel."

"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."

"Just saw a girl in cutoff jean shorts so unbelievable short that you could see private parts sticking out the bottom of mine."