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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
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"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""
"How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows."
"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."
"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"
"The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan."
"What do you call a sleeping prisoner? Under a-rest."
"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""
"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."
"How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!"