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Joke of the Day
"How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It's tiring."
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"What's the most prominent religion in Canada? Jemima's Witnesses."
"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""
"What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick? He turns into Kim Jong-ill!"
"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."
"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."
"So a guy calls into work and says, ""I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."" ""Have you seen a doctor?"" ""No, just the spots."""
"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""
"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets"