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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between priests and gay men? Priests say Amen and gay men say ahh, men."

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""

"Hello darkness my old friend... I've walked into a wall again."

"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"

"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"Teach a man to fish & you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach your kid to make a good martini & you won't give a crap about fish or men."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."

"Happy 15th bday, Internet Explorer! We baked you a cake. What's that funny taste? Definitely not poison. Have another slice!"

"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."