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Joke of the Day
"It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia."
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"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"
"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""
"Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss"
"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYEEE"
"What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster"
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""
"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."
"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."