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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster"
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"Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot."
"What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!"
"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."
"I have a good joke. Say ""Knock knock."""
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it's dick."
"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."
"While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse. The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play."
"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."
"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"