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Joke of the Day
"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."
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"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"
"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."
"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."
"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"
"DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? ME: Can't say I do DOC: That's one of the symptoms, yes."
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""
"[warning: Dad joke] What country has the most internet crimes? E-gypt"
"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."
"Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru."