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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYEEE"
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"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says ""Five drinks please."""
"Utopian Socialists have no class."
"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"
"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was *ahruaergtw*"
"I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are ""slender and agile"" which pretty much rules that out."
"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."
"Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke"
"little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what they could do if their caesar was full size"
"Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son ""in front of the world."" Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology."