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Joke of the Day

"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."

"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."

"Apparently, having sex with a condom... is not as good as having sex with a person."

"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""

"How many? How many people making how many people does it take to change a light bulb take to change a lightbulb?"

"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"

"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"What's the difference between your girlfriend on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"(child accidentally being born in butcher shop) Shirtless mother: what should we name him? Father: um..*looks around room* a..bra...ham"