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Joke of the Day
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan"
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"What do you call a fake noodle an impasta"
"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"
"What is the difference between a creep and a kid? I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap."
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I'd have so much cash on me I'd probably get mugged by a black man."
"What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%? Wedding cake"
"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."
"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"