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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap."
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"What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way."
"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
"Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"
"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it wouldn't come anyway."
"Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is ""swinging a mean stick"", so look out, ladies. He's back."