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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap."

"Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I'm like the human version of that."

"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"

"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."

"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"

"Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black."

"The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down."

"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."

"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""

"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."