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Joke of the Day
"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"
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"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."
"How many cops does it take to push a pedophile down the stairs? None, he tripped. ;)"
"Statistically speaking..... Isn't a mean Joe just an average Joe?"
"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""
"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."
"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"
"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"
"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."