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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a pedophile down the stairs? None, he tripped. ;)"
Next Joke
"My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love... which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome."
"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"
"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"
"What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!"
"What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long? An OranguTAN!"
"Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend"
"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."
"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"
"If you encounter another Dad in the wild wearing a #1 Dad shirt, you must fight to the death. Disneyland has never been so fun"