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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a pedophile down the stairs? None, he tripped. ;)"
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"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."
"What's the highest story of any building? Floor 20"
"Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank? So you always have access to cold hard cash..."
"Elon Musk must smell pretty good."
"A beaver ran into his ex. ""Sorry,"" he said, ""I wood like to catch up but I'm dam sure I can't bite off more time."""
"I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM."
"ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or"
"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."