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Joke of the Day

"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."

"What is the Similarity between McDonalds and Anal sex? When we were young, we were told McDonalds was fine for us. But when we grew up... we found out it wasn't at all!"

"I'm going to be a virgin for life Set a good example for my kids."

"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"

"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."

"Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment."

"Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs."

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."

"Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research? No? Probably because they haven't been making great strides."

"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."