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Joke of the Day

"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"

"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."

"One day Ajay was feeling happy. Suddenly happy slapped Ajay."

"Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!"

"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."

"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."

"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"