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Joke of the Day

"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."

"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."

"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"

"I want to start my own ice cream brand and call it ""Lick Me Till"". Lick me till ice cream..."

"I just crashed a massive party... ...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries"

"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."

"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Can someone please explain this joke to me? How do you get the elephant out of the theatre? You can't. It's in his blood."

"I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro."

"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"