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Joke of the Day
"Where do SJWs belong? In an oven."
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"Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend."
"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."
"Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn."
"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."
"what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say ""emma stone"""
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."
"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"
"A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7. I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway."
"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"