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Joke of the Day
"Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before."
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"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"
"Hot singles in your area are looking for an air conditioned indoor court to practice on before their match."
"Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... I should call the cops right?"
"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."
"I told my girlfriend to give me the worst handjob ever. I was surprised she could pull it off."
"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"
"911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man"