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Joke of the Day

"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."

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"Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people."

"What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."

"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"

"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."

"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."

"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"

"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"