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Joke of the Day
"Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. It must suck to be her."
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"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."
"April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism"
"Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes"
"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in with them."
"Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars? putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to"
"""At least your heart's in the right place,"" I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container."
"A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."""
"What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet. A sham poo."
"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."