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Joke of the Day
"I always go the extra mile... because I always miss the exit on the freeway."
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"TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub"
"What's a hippie's favorite animal? An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any."
"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"
"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."
"If we eliminated, ""Is your car running ok?"" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak."
"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."
"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."