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Joke of the Day

"Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars? putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to"

"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."

"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."

"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."

"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."

"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"

"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."

"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."

"What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"