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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in with them."

"How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!"

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... I only know this because this joke is reposted here every god damn week."

"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."

"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"

"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"

"If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous."

"Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood."