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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."

"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"

"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"

"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."

"When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq"

"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."

"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."

"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"