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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""I need a home improvement loan."" Banker: ""What will you be using the money for?"" Me: ""A divorce lawyer."""

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"

"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."

"Why are ghosts always dehydrated? They have a lot of boos but no water"

"A Thought About Posthumous Autobiographies They're all ghost-written."

"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."

"Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO? They keep taking all the green cards"

"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."

"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."