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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!"
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"Why does putting a stone in a mans shoe make the best contraception. It will make him limp"
"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."
"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."
"If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards does it become Highway to Hell?"
"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food."
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"