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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escapes the chamber"
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"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."
"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""
"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
"What did the terrorist's ghost say? BOOM!"
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."
"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"