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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."
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"What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test? Drool"
"My kids are gone for the WHOLE day. nnI miss them SO much, I can barely bring myself to pop this 3rd bottle of Champagne."
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack."
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"It takes balls to be a man."
"They call me the pussy destroyer. I run the best Asian restaurant around."
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."