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Joke of the Day
"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"
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"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"
"It seems the amount of coffee you drink... increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally."
"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"
"Oh. You lost your phone and it's on silent? If you like it, you should've put a ring on it."
"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."
"John 10:26 Holy shit I gotta get up for work!"