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Joke of the Day
"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"
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"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"
"""What'd you do today"" ""Went on a treasure hunt"" ""I hope you mean job hunt"" ""Treasure hunt"" ""You need to find a job"" ""Not if I find treasure"""
"When we first dated I thought your freckles were dots of inexcusable cuteness. Now I can see how joined up they draw a pentagram."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."
"Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick."
"What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ? Ego-Testicle."
"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"