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Joke of the Day

"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."

"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?"

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."

"How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback."

"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"

"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"

"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."

"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."