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Joke of the Day

"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"

"Sometimes you have to choose between what is hard and what is easy Luckily for you I'm both right now"

"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."

"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"

"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."

"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."

"I brought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I just can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!"

"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."

"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."

"What is the worst icebreaker? The Titanic"