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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst icebreaker? The Titanic"

"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."

"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."

"What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin? ""I don't know what?"" ""We're sure not sending you to the store!"""

"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."

"Did you guys hear about the new business shopping center in Pepto County? They're calling it the Pepto Biz Mall"

"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"

"What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common? They're both X-Men."

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the ""mystery flavor"" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?"