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Joke of the Day

"My wife has been missing for a week now. Police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."

"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"

"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""

"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."

"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"

"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"

"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"

"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."