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Joke of the Day

"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"

"Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike My dad was behind me the whole way."

"Why sacrifice virgins? Because they've done nothing to deserve it."

"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."

"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."

"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"

"I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon."

"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."

"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."

"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"