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Joke of the Day
"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"
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"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"
"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."
"Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through."
"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"
"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"
"Did you hear Green Bay (NFL) is in the process of a buyout by Ghiradelli chocolates? They will be renamed the San Francisco Fudge Packers."
"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"