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Joke of the Day
"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"
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"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"
"Teacher asks a question Teacher: ""whoever answers my next question can go home"" Jimmy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""who just threw that?"" Jimmy: ""that was me"""
"Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper? C4."
"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."
"Why did the virus get a ticket? Because he was driving under the influenza......"
"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Because there's cheetahs."
"12 yr. old daughter: My friend Samantha said she thinks you're handsome. Me: Aww. That's cute. How about her mom? Has she said anything?"
"How are Cigarettes like Hamsters? They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."